Valentine's Day with with new Tinder guy

Valentine's Day really had nothing to do with the reason for our date--it was more it was a Tuesday, which just happened to be the best day of the week we could get together. He's free during the day and so am I! 

After our meet-and-greet coffee date on Friday, I thought about all the books I've read about "what men are really thinking" and that sort of shit and how they like to "do" for women, so knowing that JL is a sous chef (on disability right now, so P-E-R-F-E-C-T!!) so I suggested, "I'd love for you to cook for me!" He loved the idea. And most of our texts between Friday and yesterday involved decision making about what to cook for me. Not sexual flirting but everything else. I loved it. He always responded, never ghosted or went long periods of time without communicating. 

I got there soon after tennis yesterday, with a condom just in case. I wasn't really sure I wanted to fuck him or not. He was growing on me with every day that passed, he seemed so genuine and easy to be around. Not having a car, he needed to still go to the store and buy everything. So, we stood in his kitchen for about 45 min while we tried to decide what to cook. I swear I was hungry and so horny, I was ready to just say, "let's order a fucking pizza and fuck while we wait for it to get here!!" 

It was awkward going out in public with a much-younger guy. He actually got a shopping cart when we got out of my car and rode it into the store. I was so embarrassed. Mickey used to do that after he'd help me put the groceries in my car. I had a flash-back to those days and chuckled to myself. In the store, he'd ride it too, from aisle to aisle. I finally let him go off without me bc I was so uncomfortable. I'd said I was looking for truffle oil, and by the time I'd found him he was at the self-check out.

I've GOT to remember to bring my own booze when I got to these young guy's places! They never have anything remotely like what I drink. We stood in his kitchen, a cluttered kitschey place his mom owns. Yellow kitchen and bathroom tile, pink walls, little figurines everywhere, very claustrophobic. I hated it. It was offset by lots of sunlight coming in and many scattered houseplants everywhere, and of course, that hot young 24-year-old who was now wearing a black apron and cutting vegetables for me. He'd put on music from "Vengo" (hadn't heard of it) and he chatted endlessly about everything that came into his head while he chopped and sauteed. He was making "sliders" with chicken since I don't eat red meat. It was frozen and it took forever. I got there around 12:30 and we didn't eat until 4:30.

I was texting my hubby off and on while I was there, reassuring him and also giving him a play-by-play. He said "He's shy. You're going to have to make the first move". I realized he was right. JL was respectful and never once assumed he was going to get laid. He genuinely enjoyed cooking for me, and it was fun talking to him. He's so fucking smart!!! I LOVE smart guys! I realized tho I needed some liquid courage and asked him to make me something to drink. He offered me water, orange juice or soda. I was like, "eh". Then he said, "seven and seven?" I blurted out "SURE!!!!!" I have never actually had whiskey but I needed something to loosen me up. I was so uptight. There was no place to really sit either, so I felt so awkward just leaning on the kitchen counter the whole time. There were barstools, but when I'd sat down on one of them, they were too short and the counter was up to my chin. Oy. Hence the standing.

Finally, watching the chicken sauteeing and taking forever (I was STARVING) the whiskey hit me fast. He'd mixed it with grenadine and Sprite, but alas, no ice cubes LOL. He was sitting up on the corner of the counter, arms crossed, looking so fucking adorable. I just waltzed over to him and took his hands in mine, spread his legs open with mine and he leaned in and he kissed me. I let him just kiss me and kiss me and kiss me. He bit my lip and sucked it and then made his way to my neck and nibbled and kissed it and back up to my mouth again. It was SO HOT. I love making out. Sometimes I don't ever want it to lead to sex bc then they stop making out with the goal line of fucking.

It was so fun. He went back to cooking and I went back to my post and we kept chatting. Then another time I did it again. Just went over to him and started kissing. This time his hand started to roam and I let him. He moved my hand to his dick, which was quite hard now and I was getting very turned on. I let him slide his hand into my leggings where he quickly found my wet pussy. He fingered me, found my clit piercing. He pulled away from kissing me with a chuckle, "I should've guessed." I found that to be an insult of sorts somehow and pulled away from him and said,"What?? Why's that?" He just closed his eyes and smiled and kissed me to avoid answering. 

It was getting pretty intense. He cracked me up when he said, "I remember you said you liked appetizers!" and put my hand on his dick! I laughed and said, "indeed I do!!!"  I undid the button to his khakis and unzipped his zipper, but caressed his dick from outside his boxers. I love the anticipation. That's my favorite. I think he wanted me to give him a blow-job but I didn't want to, not there in that crazy-lady kitchen and not before I got my pleasure. I said, "Where's your bedroom?" And we went there. 

It was upstairs, a cute loft that badly needed upgrades, but the sunlight coming in was spectacular. He didn't really have a bed-just a mattress on the floor with a mirrored headboard on the ground leaning up against it. It looked like a teenage boy's bedroom and I caught myself actually asking him if he was "really 24" bc he could pass for 17. He assured me he was, but part of me was a little afraid the cops were going to bust in and arrest me at any second. I am not kidding. I should've made him prove it but I knew I was worried for nothing. I knew how old he was from his conversation (year he graduated high school, etc.) but idk it was a bit uncomfortable.

I could tell he wasn't very experienced and needed some direction, but I really like a guy to take charge so I didn't want to tell him to do much. He seemed awkward so I said, "whatever piece of clothing I take off, you copy!" He liked that. So the first thing to come off was my top. He didn't comply with the game right away, he seemed distracted, so I said it again playfully and started to take his black t-shirt off. He was skinnier than he appeared with his clothes on. Then I started to take off my leggings. He got the game at this point and was taking off his pants too. I said, "It's cold! I'm leaving my socks on!" and we laughed.

Finally we were down to socks and undies, and I sat down on his mattress. He'd just changed the sheets he said, and put a large dark blue towel down and I moved so he could lay it down. That annoyed me. Next thing I knew he was standing in front of me and I was kneeling, and his large hard cock was in my face. It was a pretty cock and his balls were very nice too so I showed my appreciation. He came so fast, I'd say less than 3 minutes, one and a half maybe. I swallowed it all and he moaned and grabbed by hair hard. I KNOW that was the best BJ he'd ever been given, but he didn't say so. He was not a talkative lover at all. He smiled a lot and made a lot of eye contact which I love.

He had asked about a condom and I'd already gotten it out. I didn't want to fuck him yet bc I wanted him to lick me and make me cum. He said he "didn't do that" and I said, "WHAT??!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??" and he said yeah. I said, "well you need to learn or we won't be doing this again." I don't think he believed me. But I was super horny and needed a real good pounding so I instructed  him, "Sit down". There was a green-sheeted covered futon and I wanted to fuck him. He complied but again, commented about the sheet being clean so I grabbed the blue towel and spread it down atop the green sheet. I climbed on top of him and fucked him hard. It was a great piece of furniture to fuck on! (We must get one!) I grabbed hold of the edge of the back of it and was able to really fuck him hard. I think he was amazed how long and hard I can fuck without getting tired. hehehehe

Then he flipped me over and fucked me from behind. Goddamm it I have never been fucked that hard before. I swear to God. I mean Blondie fucks me hard but never from behind. It was incredible. JL would grab my hair tight and I would like it for a little bit but then it started to hurt so I'd ask him to ease up and he always did. I liked that. Made me feel safer. He would slap my ass too as he fucked me and I loved it. Finally tho my hands would hurt from being on my knees and I wanted him to fuck me face-to-face. I was the one orchestrating our moves. I made him stop and got up from the futon and motioned for the mattress, which of course, at the same time, dragged the blue towel to it. I laid down on my back and he wanted to keep fucking me which he did. At one point he put my panties in my mouth, covering my mouth with his hand. I had never had anyone do that to me before and I felt very scared. I pushed it out right away. He didn't try to stop me, he obviously knew I didn't like it.  He fucked me SO hard and fast. I see where the term "pounding" comes from hahahahha He definitely pounded me. He was sweating and it was dripping on me body and I thought it was so hot. He was so cute. I loved seeing his face while he fucked me.

I was so horny and his fucking made me want to cum SO BAD but I had to tell him it wasn't going to happen with my legs in the air and his dick inside me. He seemed to think that's how women cum so he just kept fucking me harder and harder. He seemed surprised when I told him that. He did pull out and finger me a little but for some reason I felt like I couldn't relax, maybe it felt like he wasn't really trying and wasn't really into pleasing ME so I said, "we can stop". It was getting late anyways, and he had said his mom came home from work at 5:30 and it was already 4:30 and we hadn't even eaten the food he'd spent 3 hours cooking!! So we did, he was sweating and tired and I was too. We got up and got dressed--I didn't like the way he tossed my bra and panties to me onto his mattress instead of sexily handing them to me. I started to feel whorish and I thought, "I don't think I'm coming back here again."

He grabbed his clothes and left the room and went downstairs, and I was left alone. I got dressed and went downstairs, and I saw him in the bathroom drying himself off with a brown towel. I think he must've quick showered....?? He said something about being so sweaty (he wasn't complaining, just explaining). I thought it was odd. He dressed then quickly, came into the kitchen and prepared our plates and we went over to the same counter where I'd stood all afternoon and we devoured his chicken sliders. They were amazing. We were famished. We chatted as we ate and kept an eye on the clock. Finally it was time to leave--I was ready. I offered to do the dishes but he said nah he didn't mind. I thanked him for cooking for me and that it was awesome. He walked me to the door and we kissed a juicy deep kiss goodbye.

He's sweet, and sexy, but idk about the way he treated me. I don't like feeling like a cheap whore. I realized the biggest difference between Blondie and JL is, JL "fucks". Blondie "makes love". World of difference. 

Guess who I'd rather fuck.

Hotel room fun

If you are one of my Twitter followers, you saw some tweets today that probably left you feeling like, "Poor Anna". Hopefully it did! But last night was fun so I'll tell you about that first. The "Poor Anna" situation that happened today was by the same guy I had fun with last night. I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

I met this guy on Tinder, I'll call him Brian (NOT his real name), he's a 20-year old college boy, and he has seemed quite enamored of me. He has tried to see me a few times, but it's always "right now" and sorry I do have a life, a very busy one, and need a little more planning usually. I have a child too, I can't just gussy up at 10 o'clock at night and leave for hours--without any planning. So...he really started texting me a lot, then it went to Snapchatting and he just couldn't get enough of me. He begged me to come see him. He is SUPER cute, just my type, light brown hair, blue eyes, and in his pics he looks thin to average body, typical skinny constantly underfed college boy. I always creep on potential lovers to see if they know my own 20-year old son (LOL) and I saw from Brian's Facebook he had a very gorgeous girlfriend. I swear, she looks like a Victoria's Secret supermodel. Tall and thin, not a shred of fat on her, and always in sexy lingerie, posing just like a model, with a beautiful face and long, blonde hair below her breasts. I couldn't believe she wasn't enough for him???!!! SERIOUSLY???!! So, I was intrigued.

He wanted me to give him a BJ in his car. He wanted to meet in some park near his house, which is about 40 minutes from me. I told him, 'Uh, no, that's not going to happen." Who does he think I am, a two-bit hooker??? I was insulted. I just said, 'LOL I'm not 15 that's not my style." He said he lives with his parents (these seems to be an on-going theme here.....) so we couldn't go to his house. And of course my daughter's home so coming here was out of the question too. I told him I'd get a hotel room. He was a bit of an asshole in that he kept insisting I find something near HIM. I thought, "Fuck you! If I'm paying for a hotel room YOU can fucking drive to ME!!" Of course I didn't say that though.

I was having dinner/drinks with my hot mess BFF and she knew I was planning on meeting Brian. I told her, 'you teach people how to treat you. He said I am his first "MILF". I need to teach him that women our age don't give blowjobs in random parks at 10 o'clock at night!!!" LOL Well, maybe after we've been together a few times hehehehhe but not the very first time you meet him!!!!

So, I called around the nice hotels in the area, and they were all $169 a night. For one hour??? Fuck no. He was hot, but he wasn't THAT hot, and if it meant he had to wait for another time, so be it. I just got this over-riding feeling he had some jerk-ness to him. He was adamant that he got off work at 9, could meet me by 9:30, and that he was meeting some friend at the gym at 10:15. So I was losing interest quickly.

I thought too, if he's THAT good looking, and a bit of a self-centered jerk, he's used to girls falling all over him. Let him try a little fucking harder.

I texted him, "IDK babe hotels too expensive. At dinner with my friends right now." I was evasive and making him squirm. I loved it. And I was truly losing interest. He was too much work. I was doing everything and he was doing nothing.

So my friend and I were having a great time visiting and catching up, and he was persistent. Finally he said, "I'll drive there and you give me a BJ in the parking lot?" I was like, well, at least he's willing to drive 40 min each way. BUT I'm still not going to give him a BJ. What's in it for me?? What am I, 15 years old? Jesus Christ.

THEN I REMEMBERED THERE WAS A HOTEL RIGHT BEHIND THE RESTAURANT!! I asked the bartender if she knew what it was, and she said, "La Quinta"! I high-fived my BFF and called and sure enough, I got a reservation and it was only $82! I texted Brian and he was very excited. He said he'd meet me in the lobby at 9:30

Perfect!!!

He was running about 10 minutes behind, and my BFF and I paid for our dinner and I gulped down most of my third margarita. I drove over to the hotel (hehehe like 50 feet) and went in and paid for my room. Now, Anna has had sex in hotel rooms but I've never paid for one JUST FOR THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX. So this was naughty and fun. The slim, young attractive African-American front desk clerk was sweet as punch. I went up to the room to get situated, and within a few minutes, he texted he was "here." I went down the elevator (three floors) and there he was, sitting on one of the cheesy lime green brushed velvet chairs in the tiny lobby. Our eyes met and we both smiled, and he got up and walked over to me. We said our hellos and we walked together the few steps over to the elevator.

He asked what floor as I pushed the number 3 button. I was nervous but had almost 3 peach margaritas in me, which helped my nerves. He was cuter than his pics. Wearing baggy sweats with his high school emblem on it and a tight muscle T-shirt, I was like, "whoa, this guy's a fucking 10!!!" Waiting for the elevator, which turned out to be a very long minute, we nervously glanced at each other, and staring at me, he said, "wow, you're even prettier than your pics!" That made me smile so big!! I said 'Thank you!' and the door opened.

Once we got into the room, we were both awkward and didn't know how to get started. Clearly he was waiting for me to make the first move. I remembered something his Tinder profile said that I thought was very endearing, not at all "jerk-like", and that was, "7th best kisser in (my city)". He laid down on one of the queen beds and made himself comfortable, and he said, "Come here". I LOVE being told what to do and obeyed. I climbed on top of him and straddled him, and just kissed him. He has really full lips and he was a very good kisser! So in-between kisses, "Hmmm, I'd say you're at least 5th best kisser in (name of city)" He thought that was cute and giggled. He slid my panties off and commented that he loved my stillettos and that I hadn't taken them off.

He warned me he hadn't had sex in a long time (probably a few days hehehe) and was hoping he wouldn't come too quickly. I said that was fine, that I would take that as a compliment.He mentioned his girlfriend and said he'd broken up with her. We also had been talking about meeting today after his class at the junior college that's happily only a mile and a half away from me!! So that was the agreement; if he came too quickly, he'd make it up to me tomorrow (today).

He took off his T-shirt, and I gasped. I literally gasped. He looked just like an Abercrombie model. Not a shred of fat on him anywhere. He had the "V" abs. Molded biceps and hairless chest. He was PERFECT. I loved his big, strong arms, and I loved the way he couldn't take his eyes off me. I've fucked a lot of guys who close their eyes and he wasn't one of them. It was really neat. I really liked it.

Then I asked him to take off his sweat pants. OMG he had on those tight boxers I love and had a huge hard-on. I admired his beautiful body, and touched his legs and abs, and told him how beautiful i thought he was. He returned the compliment. I took off my dress over my head and tossed it aside and he undid my bra in the back and took it off. He cupped my breasts in his hands, and shoved them in his face and gave my nipples some hard sucking. I wanted to taste him, all over.

I started with kissing him, then nibbled his neck (I whispered I wouldn't leave marks), and licked and kissed his chest and continued down his torso, to his throbbing hard cock. His hands just glided gently over me and I went down on him. He WAS delicious. He interrupted my sucking and said, "I'm sorry for not shaving down there." I said, 'It's fine, I didn't even notice". And I hadn't. There wasn't much hair. I was too busy being turned on and having a great time. Then he told me what he wanted, and that was to flip around and sit on his face while I sucked his cock.

WOW I had never done that with anyone but my hubby! And I can't remember the last time we did that! Brian put his fingers in me and fucked me with them, and alternatively, licked my clit. He was very pleasantly surprised and said, "WOW! YOU'RE PIERCED THERE?" I said, 'yep!" He dug his tongue in deeper.

Then he was ready to fuck me.

I had brought 2 condoms with me, and had them on the bed with us. I opened one of them, and felt his eyes on me as if I were a one-way mirror and I didn't realize I was being watched. It was really amazing. I felt like he really, really was into me.

I put the condom on him, and helped, and I said how I thought that was a turn-on, putting a condom on. He agreed.

He wanted me on top, and I fucked him for a bit and it felt great. Then he wanted to be on top, and he grabbed his balls and said, "I read somewhere that this stops me from cumming too soon." I said, 'Awesome!! That's hot!!" So he sat there on his knees, holding his balls, this muscled, 20 year old fucking hottie, and I was on  my back, legs splayed out watching him. After about 30 seconds or so, he grabbed my legs and spread them wider and put his juicy big cock in me and fucked me hard. It didn't last long, I was just getting into it when he said, "Want me to pull off the condom and cum on you?" I said,'oh yeah that would be hot!" and he pulled out and tried to yank off the condom but it got stuck on the tip. I helped pull it off and cum sprayed all over my stomach. It was awesome.

It was maybe 15-20 minutes from start to finish. He was delicious and fun, but I was clearly unsatiated and couldn't wait for this morning when he was going to come back. Then he started taking pictures of me. He asked me to stay on my back and he spread my legs and took a pic. I made sure my head was turned with my hair covering my face. He showed it to me afterwards and said how hot it was. I started to get dressed; I put my bra and panties on and he asked for a pic from behind. I posed for him, again, shielding my face. He took a few more pics when I wasn't posing, as if I was a celebrity he bumped into on the street. He showed them all to me, and they were all flattering, and my face couldn't be seen in any of them. He said,'I want to show my friend back home." Why wouldn't I think it was flattering?

We got dressed and he asked where the condom was LOL I found it on the bed and tossed it in the toilet. He got his keys  and we looked at each other, and he said, 'Much better than a BJ in the park" and laughed and I said, 'Definitely!!!"  I grabbed my purse and phone, and we walked out the hotel room door.

When we got outside the hotel, again he mentioned his class was from 7:30-9:20 and he would come over after. I said I couldn't wait!! He started to walk off and I said, 'Hey! Say goodbye!" with a playful laugh and he came back and we hugged awkwardly and kissed. It was more of a peck. Not what I was hoping for but oh well. I walked one way to my car and he walked the opposite.

Soooooooo.......I was signed up for a 9 am exercise class but I chose to miss it to fuck Brian again. After I got home from taking my daughter to school, I started to get ready. It was exactly 7:30. I hadn't heard from him but didn't really think much of it, I assumed since the class was so early, he would be tired and racing to make it to class on time. I showered and got ready, lit candles and had a couple pieces of toast since I was so hungry. I realized I didn't need any alcohol this time, I felt dreamy from it being so early and having had fun with him last night.

So I simply texted him, "Good morning", and then gave my address and directions to my house. I sent a naked snapchat to excite him.

Nine-twenty came and went, and so did 9:30 when I wrote, "are you coming?" At 10:35 when he still hadn't responded, I sent a final text, "WTF". He had opened the snapchat pic of me at 10:21 and didn't respond.

It is now nearly 8 pm and not a peep.

WHATEVER.

I'm really getting tired of this shit.

I guess I was intuitive about his "jerk-ness".

What about all the pics he took??? Am I just some joke to his friends? Or was he bragging?

Readers? Help me here?

Tell me what you think.